27. It’s Going to Come Eventually, I Can Feel It
Winter seems to have been coming late quite a bit in the last few years. It’s nice and warm, we don’t get a white Christmas, even January is weirdly mild, and at some point, you just start wondering if all the winter has been gathering and preparing to hit you all at once.

There you are, peering into the closet, dusting off the shorts you thought you’d put away until spring, only to have February leap out like a frostbitten ninja with a vendetta. It’s like the seasons are playing a game of hide and seek, and Winter’s been counting to a hundred really, really slowly, only to come barreling out when you least expect it.