Amusing First Date Stories That Prove Love is a Battlefield

There are many red lights that can go off on a first date. For example, when your date says he has no money and asks to borrow $10, that’s a red light. When he comes back from the convenience store with a scratch-off, that’s another red light. So much went wrong before he even had a chance to ask her to the strip club.

Sometimes, you just have to wonder where do they find these people. I mean, did he act completely normal until they went on this date? She must have had some interaction with him prior to this night, and she decided to go out with him. Not that we’re blaming her; she’s definitely the victim here, but one has to wonder…