Dad Tweets That Helped Us Laugh Through the Month

That same old McDonald’s with the cheeseburger wrapper bag should have had a napkin in it, no? That’s what I’d use. My car is seriously ready for the apocalypse. Snacks? Check. Napkins? Check. Bandaids? Check. I even have a tire iron for fighting zombies.

Honestly, though, parenting books are useless. Every kid is different. Some need to poop the second they hit the playground, and others take care of business in the morning like an adult. It all depends on nature and nurture. Maybe this kid just needs some good reading material.