Questionable T-Shirts That Made Us Wonder Why Anyone Bought Them in the First Place

I’d be slightly confused if I saw this green T-shirt on the street. What exactly is a danger noodle? Is this something we’re all expected to be acquainted with, or some reference from a very specific interest group, or else a personal joke between the wearer and one special friend?

We’re assuming from the illustration that a danger noodle is just a new-age euphemism for a snake or maybe a fun way to encourage children not to be afraid around them. As long as we’re not finding any fanged friends lurking in our Chinese take-out boxes any time soon.